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Only 2 months...

2009-03-19T23:36:00.001-07:00

EXTREMELY SCARED SAD FACE! Everyday is another day gone, and things are going so fast I'm scared, my time here is limited.

Where Do I Start. Oh, here's my Arizona bucket list.

:( Ive been trying to live everyday as though it were my last, spending time with my family and friends. I even turned my cell phone off for good so I can be more focused. Just this week, these wonderful things have happened: Samantha movie spend the night, Tia car show take it and run karaoke, pool party if i get hit by a car, Skateland back of the truck pretty rave girl, pool party rock star walk, and theres more to come. None of that will make sense to you if you're not Tia haha. We had some crazy times....

Lets make this memorable. before I hit the road and never come back. Juss kidding i will be back in a year, but....yeah....

SonG @dVeNtUrES :D

2009-02-12T15:22:00.000-08:00

"Comparisons are easily done

Once you've had a taste of perfection

Like an apple hanging from a tree

I picked the ripest one, I still got the seed.

You said move on where do I go-"

And thats when she Kissed a Girl. Her relationship with her Mannequin of a boyfriend was Hot and Cold. One day she was Thinking of him, so she wrote the song Ur So Gay. She just wanted to be One of the Boys. :)

Hahaha :D Yes, me and Coleby made that up durning Journalism today haha. It was very fun! Idk for some reason we just love her. She is like the best lol. Tomorrow shall bring another song adventure :) maybe about hottie gerard or something haha :)

Lady Perry

2009-02-11T15:31:00.000-08:00

Why is Katy Perry making a shocked face, you ask? Maybe she just saw this picha of Fall Out Boys Pete Wentz:

Hahaha :D You never know :) Today was an eccentricly amazingful day! On the way to school me and Coleby were talking about Katy Perry and Gerard Way coming to the school dance haha! It was hysterical! Allright! So, I brought Gerard Way to the dance and all of a sudden Katy Perry walks in looking totally fabulous. Then Gerard walks over and a slow song comes on and they start dancing. :( I was so sad! So I took Katy Perry and locked her in the bathroom :) Then I got to dance with Gerard! hahaha :) It was so silly.
Also, we were talking about cool baby names if Katy Perry ever had a baby :) We came up with Mischavanna PerryWay :D (But only PerryWay if Gerard was the daddy) When Gerards baby gets born I bet it is going to be the cutest kid everrrrrrrrrrrrr! Rawrawrrr haha :)

The New Confucious :)

2009-02-10T18:05:00.000-08:00

"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet, you know? -Gerard Way!

"Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star." -Confucius

These two men may look nothing at all alike at all, but inside, theyre very much alike :D! You see, Hottie Gerard Way and mister Confucious over there think in a highly unique way, different from how everyone else thinks! But they both make sense to their people. For example, Gerard would make sense to most of todays Teens and Elderly civilians, and Confucious makes sense to all of the wise petunia people.

“So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.” -Gerard Way. This phrase would be much like this phrase:

"Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart." -Confucius. Just kidding actually :) I dont really know what im talking about! Im not far as intellectual as Gerard or Confucius! hahahahah :D It just sounds smart when you pretend you know what youre talking about, doesnt it?! :)

@ TrUe MoDeL

2008-11-21T19:37:00.000-08:00

This is what a true model looks like :D

Perfect Smile

Can make a silly face at any time of the day

Haha I dont know about this one I just thought it was cute.

Br!@n Reg@n UPS

2008-11-11T18:15:00.000-08:00

Like hahaha this is like the like funniest thing like like like EVER in the whole universe and Japan! I'm not sure why I say in the whole universe and Japan, because Japan is part of the universe. So why say it? Like because like it sounds so like coolio.

H@LLoWeEn

2008-11-01T10:53:00.000-07:00

Hey Look! A zombie :> Heehee! that be me! Halloween was so much fun this year! I went trick or treating with Cayli, Tia, Bryce, Desmond, Debra, BJ, and Zack! Haha I only got 190 peices of candy though, but you know what?? That's okay! Because a diabetic like me shouldn't even have axcess to that kind of candy! LOL!

But not only was it Halloween, but it was also Frank Iero's Birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK! WE LOVE YOUU!

WeDn3sd@y th3 29th

2008-10-29T18:13:00.000-07:00

Hi special friends :) Today was a super cool Wednesday the 29th! It all started when I woke up from a so real dream . . .

"Now, if she does it like this Will you do it like that Now, if she touches like this Will you touch her right back Now, if she moves like this Will you move like that Come on Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it" Rang my ringtone, waking me from my so real dream. I was a little sad to wake up and find out that what was happening a minute or two ago was a dream, but enthusiastic to start my wonderful Wednesday the 29th. So I hopped right up and Shabam! There I was on the Wednesday the 29th bus! (Which was ten minutes late). "Well? Why is this wednesday so special?", You ask with a tone.

Today is Cayli's birthday! My werewolf sister :P LOL Today is Candace's birthday! She is so neat :) Like yeah like nuclear cool. Today Tyler wore the coolest shirt I've ever witnessed in my life! Today I ate cake for lunch! Today I took twenty minutes ripping my closet inside out to find something to wear! Today I passed in a math quiz without answering any of the questions! Today I tripped piteously over a cement block! Today I learned how to finger pluck on guitar! Today I couldn't see a thing! Today was just....so Wednesday the 29th! And I also found out what happens to an egg if you soak it in vinegar. Its really interesting actually.

Oh, and BTW, Bryce Oneill Miller boy likes Katy Perry better than Gerard Way, Mikey Way better than Gerard Way, and Thomas the train better than Katy Perry. That list could have actually gone on forever haha I asked a lot of questions.

HoT N CoLd :D

2008-10-28T16:28:00.000-07:00

TEEHEE :D Me and Tia one of bestest friends in the whole universe and japan made up a dance to this song, and it's so fun!! Lots of people at school like doing it too :)

So R@nDoM

2008-10-26T18:17:00.000-07:00

I just thought this was cute! So I decided to post it. Don't we all just want to be undercover agents with nerf guns and x-box headseats? :D Well I don't know about you but I would definitely go to school like that. No matter how silly it would be, it would work out in my cranium :P

That's also the problem with todays kids. A lot of them are afraid to express individuality (if thats even a word :p) LOL! Last year that was a big problem. This year though, its a lot better. So much individuality! Pretty much all my friends have their own crazy style :) Im proud. Thank you dear friends!

And for those of you who are frightened to wear that odd peice of clothing that has been sitting in your closet for decades, put it on. Work it! Don't care if other people think its strange, because secretly, theyre just jealous that they don't look like that :D HAHA well sort of. Still, just work it, and let the rest fall into place. It will soon become a fashion statement. And you'll be happy you listened to me.

Remember: Heels on little kids, cute! Heels on grown men, ICK! (Except for that one picture of Mikey Way on google search, that's pretty silly.)

Also, just be SILLY!

These kids did a GREat job of just that :D the prize goes to Justin!!!!

Sh@DoW and DoGg!eS

2008-10-25T21:13:00.000-07:00

"WhAT's THAT?!", you shout, hair shooting up in all directions while jumping three feet off the ground. Don't be alarmed, fellow civilians. That's no dinosaur ;D. That be my new doggy Shadow! Shadow Night Avenue Cullen Way the 2nd, would be his full name. Wuzzle (Wuzzle Hurley London Mutley the 3rd) had a really long name, so we decided Shadow should too. It would only be fair :) OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG Speaking of Wuzzle, I found out what happened to that dang dog. OHKAYE, you ready for this?

Right. SO, in third hour social studies I was talking to my person I sit by, Bryce. Somehow we got on the topic of dogs, so I told him Wuzzle's story. Haha funny thing is, his face lit up like an explosion of christmas lights in a dark alley. It turns out that Bryce actually had Wuzzle for about two weeks, and then gave him to the HUMANE SOCIETY! Well . . . wow. Just wow. I guess I'm happy to know that at least he's probably alive and safe inside a happy house. Unless some creep got him. Let's hope not ;P

Shadow :D is a dork.

DoN't M3sS W!Th MY Do0r

2008-10-13T15:57:00.000-07:00

See that? Yes'm that big thing on my door? That's a high-tech video peep hole device. Yes, you heard me. HAHA I'm just kidding. That thing is a peep hole though, and that's me! TEEHEE! Ever since that thing got installed on our door my people like playing in it. Today Ty got really close to it and when he knocked on the door he looked like a marshmallow head :) This thing is a major delight to my cranium. And you better not mess with my door, because I can see you.

And if you do mess with my door, this baby shall throw apples at your face. Have a dandy day!

RoCk TH3 HoUs3!

2008-09-08T16:34:00.001-07:00

Open mic was a night to remember. When we got called up to play me and Cayli was so nervous! We were finally like making our dream come true. This was the thought running through my wee little head at the time: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

There wasn't too many people there, thirty....fourty....fifty....sixty.... enough to make us very nervous tater tots. For our first act Cayli and I chose Famous Last Words by the ABSOLUTELY LOVED My Chemical Romance ;D LOL. There was a slight problem amp wise though. I wanted a metal distorted sound, and all they had was clean. I'm like, I'm not trying to lull the crowd Im trying to rock the crowd, but i didn't say it of course. I just took what they had and made the very best of it.

Cayli did so incredibly goody! I was like woo omg go cayli! She kept forgetting the words a bit so I had to sing her back in a couple of times. Its totally fine though, because this was our first open mic, and it was like a test run almost, you know? So we rocked the house. After we finished everyone clapped like mad monkies. I felt a surge of power run through me. That was some powerful clapter.

I did a second solo act after we had gone through the list of amazing talented people. I played a clean version of This Suffering by (americans love canadians) Billy Talent :D! My favorite canadian band in the whole universe and japan! I messed up on little things a lot through the whole song because I started playing it about three weeks ago. But everyone told me I did amazingly. Maybe I did, I doubt I didn't LOL :).

One lesson learned from this night: I can really sing! I mean like really well too. Yesh it surprised me as well. Haha I love open mic! I can't wait til next time.

Br!t!@n RUL3S

2008-08-24T16:04:00.000-07:00

As you know, I have been terribly bored for the last couple days. I have had no inspiration to post anything funny, bizzare, or mouth-watering. HOWEVER! My mom posted an interesting post about political parties, and that inspired me to do something. Thanks mom :D I would like to take time to discuss one of my favorite political parties: The British Toddler party. Here is a very good speech from a little girl who cares about her nation very much. Enjoy :)

HOW DELICIOUS :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Don't you just love britain?

H3lP Th3 C@uS3

2008-08-23T09:23:00.000-07:00

This is a call out to all people interesting: Give me something to blog about!!

! H@T3 Wr!t3rS BlOCK

2008-08-19T19:56:00.000-07:00

SEE GERARD'S FACE?! THATS HOW I FEEL! RAWRRRRR! Oh My Word! I Hate writers block like a mad monkey. Why my little head? Why am I the one who has to get this terrible mysterious block? I looked up writers block on wikipedia.org and here is what it said. (I like it)

Writer's block is a phenomenon involving temporary loss of ability to begin or continue writing, usually due to lack of inspiration or creativity.

It also said: There have been cases where writer's block has lasted for years or decades. What the hack am I supposed to do now?!?!?! I really want to finish writing Vampire Child, my latest book. There's also The Ghost Ship. I really need to finish them. I want writers block to go away and never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER get into my head again! RAWRRRRRR!

Is there anything out there to cure this sickness of mind? Haha that sounded cool :D NO I DIDNT GAH shut up allie! Geez! Ohkay now I'm talking to myself, oh great. Just dandy. What else, are minivans going to hale from the sky and hit me on the head? I sure hope not... Oh my...

C@mP!nG ROCKED

2008-08-17T08:49:00.001-07:00

CAMPING ROCKED MY FLIPPIN SOCKS OFF! I was not excited to go, but I am now so so so glad that I did. The ward campout was the most fun Ive ever had camping. Lots of my friends were there, like Cayli, Jordan, Amanda, Walker, Jacob, and a lot of little tiny kids who wanted to be my friend. That made it the funnest. The only thing that I didn't enjoy was that I had NO CELL PHONE SERVICE!! How suckish is that?! La La LA la-la La La LA la-la Frolicking through the forest :) There was this supernova coolio swing that everyone swarmed to hang on to. You see, it wasn't like a swing you sat on. You had to hold on to these handlebar type things and run down this hill thing and hang in the air while you flew over this cliff/hill. My friend Cayli got really hurt on that thing. She jumped out of the tree, swung really fast, dragged across the ground, went super high in the air, and then fell onto the edge of the cliff/hill. We were all so scared, and Amanda took off for help. I stopped breathing when she hit the ground. Cayli was so pale, she looked like a vampire. She got the wind knocked out of her. She ended up being okay, but she hurt her ribs. Here's a picture of Zane swinging on that swing :

One of my favorite parts of this camping trip was night time :) We had a problem though. Mom and Todd forgot the tent, or something vitally important to the tent, and so I was out of luck (or so I thought). Zane's friend Justin had brought a tent, so he was set. Mom, Todd, and Brycey had the back of the car, and that just left me up a river without a paddle. Cayli was nice enough to let me sleep in the back of the truck....but then it started to rain! Jordan had an extra tent or two laying around, so they gave us one :) I'm glad too, because i would not be a happy camper sleeping in the rain in the dark with scary creatures of the night. I also wore my vampire fangs, and scared so many people :D HAHA i felt like a real vampire :) It was awesome, because they look so real. Before we all went to bed, Me, Mark, and Jordan started walking up this mountainous hill so that I could get some cell phone service. BUT it was so incredibly dark and freaky that our minds started to play tricks on us. In attempt to freak everyone out, I said "Oh my gosh, what's that over there!" But, not only did I freak them out, I freaked myself out. We started sprinting back frantically, and I got caught in a barbwire fence! I was frightened so terribly :P LOL! It took like ten seconds to get out of that pokey fence, but hey, atleast I got out before the imaginary bears got me. WOO! Nighty time in the tent was fun. Me and Cayli played hangman and listened to her iPod. Then, we slept. ZzzzZZzzzzZZZzzzzzz. 2:00 AM in the morning: I woke up needing to pee terribly. I tossed and turned and held it in as long as I could, but i was about to burst. I woke Cayli up and she was up with a flashlight in like 2 seconds. I was surprised LOL. When we stepped outside of the tent, I was mystified. The moonlight drowned the grounds in bright light, and everything was a black and white dream land. It was peaceful, almost. I was so releived to use that disgusting potty :P Haha. Trying to go back to sleep was very difficult because of all the noises of night. We heard coyotes, and right by our tent. I had to scoot my sleeping bag way closer to Cayli in order to feel safe and sound. The coyote by our tent turned out to be an owl :P But there was coyotes.

The next day, we all went down to the creek quite a bit. The second time I ventured down to that chilly water was with Todd, Mom, and Bryce. I took my shoes off, and walked upstream. Dude, my feet were so numb! That water was colder than ice cream! Guess what!! I slipped and soaked myself :P I WAS FREEZING AND I FELT STUPID hahaha! The like fourth time I went back was with Zane, Cayli, Justin, and tiny kids. Justin threw me his socks, but I didn't catch them, so they floated down stream :> It was an accident haha. Then Justin slipped and fell in Haha. I tell you that thing was very slippery! That was such a fun trip :) At the end, we went to the fish hatchery, and there was HUGE fish you could feed :D Very fun! Also, I wanted to be like Cayli's dad Chad, because he put a bug in his mouth. So I picked one up and licked it. Todd watched me. It doesn't really taste like anything, but it has a pretty purple colour:
Fun was that.

OuR L!Ttl3 Run@w@y

2008-08-12T19:54:00.000-07:00

No, not the boy but the dog. Have you seen this poor little lost doggy? His name is Wuzzle Hurley London Muttley the III, but just Wuzzle for short. He ran away July 4th, while me and my brother Zane were in Virginia! I miss him so flippin much! If you see him, please please please oh please bring him home to me! I don't know where he could be by now. Maybe he is safely inside someone's home, or in a providece of Canada. But, know that we LOVE him to peices and want him home as soon as possible! My mom doesn't want him home, I'm very pretty sure about that. But we want his little Pookus home and safely in our hands. Look how bad Zane wants him to come home, just look at this face:
We miss You Wuzzle! Come home! Please! I beg of you! I will give you all the dog treats you want, and walk you around the world and back twice! Oh, and Zane says "Come home Pookus!" Remember all the good times we had? Well, Wuzzle looks really depressioned in the photo below. This was the day we left to Virginia, I cried secretly after that photo, or before, I can't remember:

COME HOME WUZZLELITIS!

@mbul@nc3 P3opl3 @r3 N!c3

2008-08-11T08:40:00.000-07:00

Sitting on my bed last night, I was a very confused diabetic. I got out my lantus, and all my diabetes supplies were spread out on my bed, including my novolog. (This may not have been so shmart). I grabbed a bottle of insulin, and started to draw up 30 units of what I thought to be Lantus. After I did that, and put the bottle back, and gave myself the shot. Then, I looked around. My lantus bottle was on the floor. I froze in fear...

What had I done...

My heart started racing, I was going into a panic attacK! I walked panicking into the kitchen, more scared than i had ever been in my whole life. "Mom I think I gave myself Novolog." Everyone started to freak out!

What had I done...

My mom told me to calm down as she started feeding me capri suns and getting zane to write down all the carbs. We were all so scared, even Zane. He bravely got out the maple syrup and a cup and told me to drink it. THANK YOU ZANE :D I was crying so hard, and screaming that "I DONT WANT TO DIE" "IM GOING TO DIE" "OH MY GOSH MOM IM GOING TO DIE" That's when I started screaming for 911. I never felt so helpless against my diabetes. My mom told me to calm down again, and that the ambulance would be here soon, and everything was going to be okay. Did I beleive her? I sort of didn't, but somehow I pulled through.

What had I done...

When the ambulance people had finally came, there was police and everything! I felt so cared for! They checked my blood pressure, and blood sugar a lot. So everytime my blood sugar dropped, I started freaking out! But, they had this coolio little thing that if I was to pass out, they could put sugar directly into my vein! How cool is that?! I would LOVE to have one of those lying around the house :) But if not, we could always call those nice people back. See, I even have a picture of them:

These people are nice! THANK YOU RURAL METRO/SOUTH WEST AMBULANCE EMTS :D I am so glad they came, or else I would have freaked out, passed out....died.... If it weren't for them Im pretty sure I really wouldn't be writing this. I would also like to thank Todd my step dad for giving me a blessing, and my mom for staying up with me so late to read me Edgar Allen Poe :) I would also like to thank the food companies for making food. Just to let you know, I hate food now, because in order to keep me from dying last night, I had to eat 420 FLIPPIN CARBS! HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT?!?!?! I hardly eat 420 carbs in like a week. Ugh. You know what I think I gained some weight. Great. But, atleast I'm alive. I'd rather be chunky than dead.

H3 Sp!T !n MY EYE!!!

2008-08-10T20:21:00.000-07:00

There I was...

Screaming in the VIP section at Tempe Music Fest 2008 as My CHemIcal RomaNce gave the performance of their lives. (NO! Haha I'm a hallucinator...But it was a very good concert :D) Gerard had a water bottle, and was gulping it down like a lawn mower. Then, from the black above, came IT. This mysterious IT hit my eye, (My right eye), and I stopped screaming. What had just happened?! Did that really just happen? I CANT BELEIVE THAT JUST HAPPENED! Then, all my voice, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "MOM MOM HE SPIT IN MY EYE! HE SPIT IN MY EYE! OH MY GOSH! HE SPIT IN MY EYE AHH!!!" That night was a night to remember.

Earlier that day...

Language arts class seemed to be moving like a one-hundred-year-old turtle on benedril. Just to think, in about six hours, I would be anxiously screaming for my favorite band in the whole world (yesh even Japan) to come on stage and rock the place up. I nervously tapped my pencil on my journal, waiting and waiting for the phone call that would change my life. RING RING RING! My heart stopped beating! Mr. L purposely let the phone continue to ring, as I was jumping up and down in my seat. RELIEF! He finally answered it. As he hung up, I got out of my seat and leaped up and down. He wouldn't let me leave! So, he turned on The Black Parade. THIS WAS PURE ROTTEN TORTURE! I was freaking out, jumping up and down and squeaking! When he gave me the okay to go, I bolted out the door and ran into the office. Here I go.

Several hours later...

"MOM ohmigawd MOM WERE HERE WERE GOING TO SEE GERARD AHHHHHH" That night I was more hyper than a chipmunk on steroids. I had my MCR jacket on and everything! My heart was leaping out of my chest! As we got into the crowd, we got to witness some of Puddle of Mudd, and a little Billy Talent. Before this concert, I had to idea who Billy Talent was. However, now I know, and they're one of my favorite bands. @m3r!c@ns LOVE C@n@d!@ns! TEEHEE! They're really good onstage too. When the moment came when MCR was about to come onto stage, I had made my way pretty much too the very front. Amazing, I know, right :P!

When they came on, I thought I was dreaming! It seemed so unreal to me! This was them, like this was actually them, like HOLY HACK! ITS THEM :D I almost cried to tell you the truth...I was that happy :). One of my most favorable memories, now in your minds.

Hi Devann

2008-08-10T15:40:00.001-07:00

Hi Devann, I told you this would be funny!