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As you know, I have been terribly bored for the last couple days. I have had no inspiration to post anything funny, bizzare, or mouth-watering. HOWEVER! My mom posted an interesting post about political parties, and that inspired me to do something. Thanks mom :D I would like to take time to discuss one of my favorite political parties: The British Toddler party. Here is a very good speech from a little girl who cares about her nation very much. Enjoy :)



HOW DELICIOUS :D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Don't you just love britain?

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This is a call out to all people interesting: Give me something to blog about!!

! H@T3 Wr!t3rS BlOCK

SEE GERARD'S FACE?! THATS HOW I FEEL! RAWRRRRR! Oh My Word! I Hate writers block like a mad monkey. Why my little head? Why am I the one who has to get this terrible mysterious block? I looked up writers block on wikipedia.org and here is what it said. (I like it)

Writer's block is a phenomenon involving temporary loss of ability to begin or continue writing, usually due to lack of inspiration or creativity.

It also said: There have been cases where writer's block has lasted for years or decades. What the hack am I supposed to do now?!?!?! I really want to finish writing Vampire Child, my latest book. There's also The Ghost Ship. I really need to finish them. I want writers block to go away and never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER get into my head again! RAWRRRRRR!

Is there anything out there to cure this sickness of mind? Haha that sounded cool :D NO I DIDNT GAH shut up allie! Geez! Ohkay now I'm talking to myself, oh great. Just dandy. What else, are minivans going to hale from the sky and hit me on the head? I sure hope not... Oh my...

C@mP!nG ROCKED

CAMPING ROCKED MY FLIPPIN SOCKS OFF! I was not excited to go, but I am now so so so glad that I did. The ward campout was the most fun Ive ever had camping. Lots of my friends were there, like Cayli, Jordan, Amanda, Walker, Jacob, and a lot of little tiny kids who wanted to be my friend. That made it the funnest. The only thing that I didn't enjoy was that I had NO CELL PHONE SERVICE!! How suckish is that?! La La LA la-la La La LA la-la Frolicking through the forest :) There was this supernova coolio swing that everyone swarmed to hang on to. You see, it wasn't like a swing you sat on. You had to hold on to these handlebar type things and run down this hill thing and hang in the air while you flew over this cliff/hill. My friend Cayli got really hurt on that thing. She jumped out of the tree, swung really fast, dragged across the ground, went super high in the air, and then fell onto the edge of the cliff/hill. We were all so scared, and Amanda took off for help. I stopped breathing when she hit the ground. Cayli was so pale, she looked like a vampire. She got the wind knocked out of her. She ended up being okay, but she hurt her ribs. Here's a picture of Zane swinging on that swing :

One of my favorite parts of this camping trip was night time :) We had a problem though. Mom and Todd forgot the tent, or something vitally important to the tent, and so I was out of luck (or so I thought). Zane's friend Justin had brought a tent, so he was set. Mom, Todd, and Brycey had the back of the car, and that just left me up a river without a paddle. Cayli was nice enough to let me sleep in the back of the truck....but then it started to rain! Jordan had an extra tent or two laying around, so they gave us one :) I'm glad too, because i would not be a happy camper sleeping in the rain in the dark with scary creatures of the night. I also wore my vampire fangs, and scared so many people :D HAHA i felt like a real vampire :) It was awesome, because they look so real. Before we all went to bed, Me, Mark, and Jordan started walking up this mountainous hill so that I could get some cell phone service. BUT it was so incredibly dark and freaky that our minds started to play tricks on us. In attempt to freak everyone out, I said "Oh my gosh, what's that over there!" But, not only did I freak them out, I freaked myself out. We started sprinting back frantically, and I got caught in a barbwire fence! I was frightened so terribly :P LOL! It took like ten seconds to get out of that pokey fence, but hey, atleast I got out before the imaginary bears got me. WOO! Nighty time in the tent was fun. Me and Cayli played hangman and listened to her iPod. Then, we slept. ZzzzZZzzzzZZZzzzzzz. 2:00 AM in the morning: I woke up needing to pee terribly. I tossed and turned and held it in as long as I could, but i was about to burst. I woke Cayli up and she was up with a flashlight in like 2 seconds. I was surprised LOL. When we stepped outside of the tent, I was mystified. The moonlight drowned the grounds in bright light, and everything was a black and white dream land. It was peaceful, almost. I was so releived to use that disgusting potty :P Haha. Trying to go back to sleep was very difficult because of all the noises of night. We heard coyotes, and right by our tent. I had to scoot my sleeping bag way closer to Cayli in order to feel safe and sound. The coyote by our tent turned out to be an owl :P But there was coyotes.

The next day, we all went down to the creek quite a bit. The second time I ventured down to that chilly water was with Todd, Mom, and Bryce. I took my shoes off, and walked upstream. Dude, my feet were so numb! That water was colder than ice cream! Guess what!! I slipped and soaked myself :P I WAS FREEZING AND I FELT STUPID hahaha! The like fourth time I went back was with Zane, Cayli, Justin, and tiny kids. Justin threw me his socks, but I didn't catch them, so they floated down stream :> It was an accident haha. Then Justin slipped and fell in Haha. I tell you that thing was very slippery! That was such a fun trip :) At the end, we went to the fish hatchery, and there was HUGE fish you could feed :D Very fun! Also, I wanted to be like Cayli's dad Chad, because he put a bug in his mouth. So I picked one up and licked it. Todd watched me. It doesn't really taste like anything, but it has a pretty purple colour:
Fun was that.

OuR L!Ttl3 Run@w@y

No, not the boy but the dog. Have you seen this poor little lost doggy? His name is Wuzzle Hurley London Muttley the III, but just Wuzzle for short. He ran away July 4th, while me and my brother Zane were in Virginia! I miss him so flippin much! If you see him, please please please oh please bring him home to me! I don't know where he could be by now. Maybe he is safely inside someone's home, or in a providece of Canada. But, know that we LOVE him to peices and want him home as soon as possible! My mom doesn't want him home, I'm very pretty sure about that. But we want his little Pookus home and safely in our hands. Look how bad Zane wants him to come home, just look at this face:
We miss You Wuzzle! Come home! Please! I beg of you! I will give you all the dog treats you want, and walk you around the world and back twice! Oh, and Zane says "Come home Pookus!" Remember all the good times we had? Well, Wuzzle looks really depressioned in the photo below. This was the day we left to Virginia, I cried secretly after that photo, or before, I can't remember:

COME HOME WUZZLELITIS!

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Sitting on my bed last night, I was a very confused diabetic. I got out my lantus, and all my diabetes supplies were spread out on my bed, including my novolog. (This may not have been so shmart). I grabbed a bottle of insulin, and started to draw up 30 units of what I thought to be Lantus. After I did that, and put the bottle back, and gave myself the shot. Then, I looked around. My lantus bottle was on the floor. I froze in fear...

What had I done...

My heart started racing, I was going into a panic attacK! I walked panicking into the kitchen, more scared than i had ever been in my whole life. "Mom I think I gave myself Novolog." Everyone started to freak out!

What had I done...

My mom told me to calm down as she started feeding me capri suns and getting zane to write down all the carbs. We were all so scared, even Zane. He bravely got out the maple syrup and a cup and told me to drink it. THANK YOU ZANE :D I was crying so hard, and screaming that "I DONT WANT TO DIE" "IM GOING TO DIE" "OH MY GOSH MOM IM GOING TO DIE" That's when I started screaming for 911. I never felt so helpless against my diabetes. My mom told me to calm down again, and that the ambulance would be here soon, and everything was going to be okay. Did I beleive her? I sort of didn't, but somehow I pulled through.

What had I done...

When the ambulance people had finally came, there was police and everything! I felt so cared for! They checked my blood pressure, and blood sugar a lot. So everytime my blood sugar dropped, I started freaking out! But, they had this coolio little thing that if I was to pass out, they could put sugar directly into my vein! How cool is that?! I would LOVE to have one of those lying around the house :) But if not, we could always call those nice people back. See, I even have a picture of them:

These people are nice! THANK YOU RURAL METRO/SOUTH WEST AMBULANCE EMTS :D I am so glad they came, or else I would have freaked out, passed out....died.... If it weren't for them Im pretty sure I really wouldn't be writing this. I would also like to thank Todd my step dad for giving me a blessing, and my mom for staying up with me so late to read me Edgar Allen Poe :) I would also like to thank the food companies for making food. Just to let you know, I hate food now, because in order to keep me from dying last night, I had to eat 420 FLIPPIN CARBS! HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT?!?!?! I hardly eat 420 carbs in like a week. Ugh. You know what I think I gained some weight. Great. But, atleast I'm alive. I'd rather be chunky than dead.

H3 Sp!T !n MY EYE!!!

There I was...

Screaming in the VIP section at Tempe Music Fest 2008 as My CHemIcal RomaNce gave the performance of their lives. (NO! Haha I'm a hallucinator...But it was a very good concert :D) Gerard had a water bottle, and was gulping it down like a lawn mower. Then, from the black above, came IT. This mysterious IT hit my eye, (My right eye), and I stopped screaming. What had just happened?! Did that really just happen? I CANT BELEIVE THAT JUST HAPPENED! Then, all my voice, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "MOM MOM HE SPIT IN MY EYE! HE SPIT IN MY EYE! OH MY GOSH! HE SPIT IN MY EYE AHH!!!" That night was a night to remember.

Earlier that day...

Language arts class seemed to be moving like a one-hundred-year-old turtle on benedril. Just to think, in about six hours, I would be anxiously screaming for my favorite band in the whole world (yesh even Japan) to come on stage and rock the place up. I nervously tapped my pencil on my journal, waiting and waiting for the phone call that would change my life. RING RING RING! My heart stopped beating! Mr. L purposely let the phone continue to ring, as I was jumping up and down in my seat. RELIEF! He finally answered it. As he hung up, I got out of my seat and leaped up and down. He wouldn't let me leave! So, he turned on The Black Parade. THIS WAS PURE ROTTEN TORTURE! I was freaking out, jumping up and down and squeaking! When he gave me the okay to go, I bolted out the door and ran into the office. Here I go.

Several hours later...

"MOM ohmigawd MOM WERE HERE WERE GOING TO SEE GERARD AHHHHHH" That night I was more hyper than a chipmunk on steroids. I had my MCR jacket on and everything! My heart was leaping out of my chest! As we got into the crowd, we got to witness some of Puddle of Mudd, and a little Billy Talent. Before this concert, I had to idea who Billy Talent was. However, now I know, and they're one of my favorite bands. @m3r!c@ns LOVE C@n@d!@ns! TEEHEE! They're really good onstage too. When the moment came when MCR was about to come onto stage, I had made my way pretty much too the very front. Amazing, I know, right :P!

When they came on, I thought I was dreaming! It seemed so unreal to me! This was them, like this was actually them, like HOLY HACK! ITS THEM :D I almost cried to tell you the truth...I was that happy :). One of my most favorable memories, now in your minds.

Hi Devann

Hi Devann, I told you this would be funny!